Mitched

When you misplace everything. Nothing is out of the question. There is nothing too big, too small, expensive or rare that you cannot lose. It's like a less exciting version of where's waldo, except you're looking for your iPhone X, your Tesla, or your $16 bottle of Rosé. If its mitchaking you crazy, don't worry, you're not alone.

Darn, I mitched again. Where did I leave my son?

by Newfonewhodis January 12, 2018

Mitched

To absolutely disrespect a girl that you are with just so you can get with another girl. No matter what, whether you are hooking up, going out, or even married, you still will take advantage of any situation in which you can get ass.

Steve was hooking up with Mary but then he made out with Amy at a party. Steve just mitched Mary

by johnwalldemarcuscousins February 16, 2010

Mitched

When a person drinks so much, they start puking endlessly...eventually filling up buckets full of it.

"Dude, Sam couldn't stop throwing up last night!"
"I know! She was so Mitched!"

by Katie is Radio October 11, 2008

mitched

When somebody only drinks half their drink and then just leaves it right where he drank it last and never comes back for it.

He just mitched that pop over there.

by champ of all champ February 11, 2010

Mitched

When 7 People Eat 98 Pounds of Pizza

Yeah I was Mitched AT the party

by Yungdaghet November 24, 2022

mitched

when someone backs out of an agreement or bet.

"Dude, James isn't going to do it."
"dammit, we've been mitched again."

by Nick the Enforcer January 24, 2009

Mitched

Pooping ones pants, or depositing feces in ones small clothes.

All of the stalls were taken so Laquanda accidentally mitched herself.

by Lindanancy25 June 21, 2017