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The full time lover of a 'working girl' unwilling to allow the hazards of his/her lovers occupation interfere with geuine romance. Often feigns sympathy for her many career related trials and tribulations in an effort to make her eventually realize she in fact is a spoiled little brat thats too good for the bus to work, but not for the hourly rate hotel when the time comes.

" yeah, I seen her the other day with her mushmuffin, bitching about everything, and he just sat there and listened to all her bullshit...I wouldn't have the patients for that..he's probably just happy he doesn't have a girl with a giant fupa, or chalupa for that matter, although its quite a suprise with all the candy bars she scarfs down.

mushmuffin by SnuzzlerScuzz October 14, 2016

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missmuffin

Missmuffin As in Div

You did a MissMuffin!

missmuffin by Ben aka Cookie November 1, 2006

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mistmuffin

A misty vagina, or a regular vagina

If she's naked, then she needs to put a towel down before she sits her mistmuffin on that seat.

mistmuffin by waowy March 17, 2010

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muffmuffin

a lady who has a poofy pussy

yo i met this girl on tender and she had a muffmuffin

muffmuffin by vstaka September 6, 2023

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long haired smushmuffin

Alternate name for the Shih-Tzu dog breed

Look at that adorible long haired smushmuffin! I could hug him forever

long haired smushmuffin by Yipdeep November 30, 2014

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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