mushmuffin

The full time lover of a 'working girl' unwilling to allow the hazards of his/her lovers occupation interfere with geuine romance. Often feigns sympathy for her many career related trials and tribulations in an effort to make her eventually realize she in fact is a spoiled little brat thats too good for the bus to work, but not for the hourly rate hotel when the time comes.

" yeah, I seen her the other day with her mushmuffin, bitching about everything, and he just sat there and listened to all her bullshit...I wouldn't have the patients for that..he's probably just happy he doesn't have a girl with a giant fupa, or chalupa for that matter, although its quite a suprise with all the candy bars she scarfs down.

mushmuffin by SnuzzlerScuzz October 14, 2016

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missmuffin

Missmuffin As in Div

You did a MissMuffin!

missmuffin by Ben aka Cookie November 1, 2006

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mistmuffin

A misty vagina, or a regular vagina

If she's naked, then she needs to put a towel down before she sits her mistmuffin on that seat.

mistmuffin by waowy March 17, 2010

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muffmuffin

a lady who has a poofy pussy

yo i met this girl on tender and she had a muffmuffin

muffmuffin by vstaka September 6, 2023

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long haired smushmuffin

Alternate name for the Shih-Tzu dog breed

Look at that adorible long haired smushmuffin! I could hug him forever

long haired smushmuffin by Yipdeep November 30, 2014

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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