mushmuffin
The full time lover of a 'working girl' unwilling to allow the hazards of his/her lovers occupation interfere with geuine romance. Often feigns sympathy for her many career related trials and tribulations in an effort to make her eventually realize she in fact is a spoiled little brat thats too good for the bus to work, but not for the hourly rate hotel when the time comes.
" yeah, I seen her the other day with her mushmuffin, bitching about everything, and he just sat there and listened to all her bullshit...I wouldn't have the patients for that..he's probably just happy he doesn't have a girl with a giant fupa, or chalupa for that matter, although its quite a suprise with all the candy bars she scarfs down.
mushmuffin by SnuzzlerScuzz October 14, 2016
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