Skip to main content

Miss Kim 

Any middle aged Korean or Asian woman who works in an inner city store owed by Asians, Koreans, or Chinese. The store can be a convenience store, stop and go beer & deli, discount dollar store, hair weave store, or a corner chinese take out. It is usually located in low income neighborhoods, although some may be in downtown or upper middle class areas or shopping malls. The woman's name does not have to be (and usually isn't) Kim, however because the actual name is probably hard to pronounce in english, Miss Kim is the easiest substitute.
Tysheekah: Hey Miss Kim, you still got that Remy on sale.
Miss Kim: Oh yes girl, you know I-a-gotta your favorite-a- color. Sun-a-shine A-Yellow. You knoe it look-a-so good on you.
Tysheekah: You know it do gurl!!!!!

Hamid: (Tapping on plexiglass with coin) YO!!! Miss Kim!!! I need 2 40's of 211. Come on!!
Miss Kim: Stop yelling in the store. I heard you
Hamid: Just get my beer bitch and hurry up!!!
Miss Kim: I got-a your bitch. Now get out. No beer for you today!
Hamid: Bitch i will kill yo.....
(Miss Kim reaches for her loaded .22)
Hamid: Damn Miss Kim!!! My bad!! I'm leavin....
Miss Kim by M.J. Wright May 9, 2010
Words you can keep
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next