mispu 

Acronym. Mid shower poo urge. Having the urge to take a shit all of a sudden during a shower.

1. Was enjoying a lovely shower this morning when suddenly I had a mispu - hate it when that happens.
2. To ensure you don't have a mispu, always take a dump before your shower.

mispu by CosTheHorse February 27, 2024

Misburate 

To misburate is to be misbur.

Person 1:Man i have played 120 hours of dota2 in the last 2 weeks.
Person 2:Damn u have fully misburated

Misburate by guculaisanisadsa April 9, 2020

Misp 

An endangered but unprotected species. Unique and rare, very few are left in this galaxy.

Normally recognized by the bewilderd facial expression, the uncontrollable need to consume various alcoholic beverages and a secret love for the night and anarchy in general.

Be cautious when encountering these creatures. Avoid eyecontact, make no sudden movements, and don't - repeat; do not - ask for it's opinion. They are highly unpredictable in their behaviour.

" a) You heared the news? A Misp has been caught in the wild! Now they will try to let it mate in a controlled environment.

b) Good! Finally some effort to keep them from extinction! "

Misp by Spartan Law Online April 11, 2009

Tissue for your Missue 

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.

Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...

Tissue for your Missue by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018

Mishu 

short and very cute/pretty love to be around her and she will leave you with good impression. faithful, honest. will stand up for the truth. she is a fighter will not give up. colorful, makeup & dress nice. Mishu can talk and walk like a robot . too much love in her heart but needs to know when to stop helping others. if u see find a mishu dont let go and mishu will keep u in life with love

can you help me. sure i can be a mishu
i need a mishu friend
i wana be stronger then rock, ok so be a mishu

Mishu by TrueIllusion November 2, 2012

Mispleature 

The american version of the German word "Schadenfreude". The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles, failures, or humiliation of another

I am relieved that others feel the same mispleature as me when I see people fall.

Mispleature by coconut milk mocha July 30, 2018

erectile misfunction 

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

erectile misfunction by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011