misisisipi

one really long water

i want to go to the misisisipi long water puddle

by mm hm January 30, 2023

misisipi

The lazy way to spell Mississippi.

Dude, did you go to Misisipi today?
No. It's Mississippi.
Do you want to break your voice box saying those extra letters?

by Dantx5 September 9, 2013

mississipi mudslide

(noun) Usually used as a tactic of revenge/humiliation. Upon planning to have anal sex with a man, a woman consumes a healthy dose of laxatives. Then, once the action begins, she proceeds to shit all over his genitals and legs, leaving him absolutely appalled. As he stands in horror, she turns around and swiftly kicks him in the balls.

Still angry over being racooned, she invited him over for the evening, only to completely humiliate him with a Mississipi Mudslide.

by Radam Rutchison November 19, 2006

Missisipi sucker

This is a sexual act usually performed by a woman. The woman takes a straw from a juice box and plunges it into the urethera of the male and begins to suck out the urine.

That kinky bitch gave me a missisipi sucker

by East side golden white boi November 5, 2014

Mississipi slinky slap

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.

When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.

by Slapyoballswitha2by4 November 15, 2017

Mississipi Mudslap

While induring intercourse, bend over your partner and place your anus above his/her mouth and let out a load apon there mouth cavity, then the a Male dip's there testicals in the soiled mouth, thus getting the nuts wet with runny pooh and stamping it along the backside of the opposing partner.

Man, last night was so fun, Lisa let me Mississipi MudSlap her til' she looked like a cheetah.

by Pmiester & T-ray June 22, 2011

MissiSipCumFromAPickleJar

The correct name for the southern state of Mississippi where Incest is so prevalent that Ancestry and Eharmony areverybody the same thing.

You can have Incest in MissiSipCumFromAPickleJar

by Pope Reagan February 23, 2017