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misisipi 

Dude, did you go to Misisipi today?
No. It's Mississippi.
Do you want to break your voice box saying those extra letters?
misisipi by Dantx5 September 9, 2013

mississipi mudslide 

(noun) Usually used as a tactic of revenge/humiliation. Upon planning to have anal sex with a man, a woman consumes a healthy dose of laxatives. Then, once the action begins, she proceeds to shit all over his genitals and legs, leaving him absolutely appalled. As he stands in horror, she turns around and swiftly kicks him in the balls.
Still angry over being racooned, she invited him over for the evening, only to completely humiliate him with a Mississipi Mudslide.

Missisipi sucker 

This is a sexual act usually performed by a woman. The woman takes a straw from a juice box and plunges it into the urethera of the male and begins to suck out the urine.
That kinky bitch gave me a missisipi sucker

Mississipi slinky slap 

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.
When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.

Mississipi Mudslap 

While induring intercourse, bend over your partner and place your anus above his/her mouth and let out a load apon there mouth cavity, then the a Male dip's there testicals in the soiled mouth, thus getting the nuts wet with runny pooh and stamping it along the backside of the opposing partner.
Man, last night was so fun, Lisa let me Mississipi MudSlap her til' she looked like a cheetah.

MissiSipCumFromAPickleJar 

The correct name for the southern state of Mississippi where Incest is so prevalent that Ancestry and Eharmony areverybody the same thing.
You can have Incest in MissiSipCumFromAPickleJar
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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