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malgrammarian 

mal'-gram-mayr'-eeyan... (n) - a person that habitually and ruthlessly slaughters the english language by ignoring basic principals of grammar, punctuation and spelling; including, but not limited to various media (text messages, written and oral communications), printed advertisements, posters, art, and yard sale signs. Much like alcoholism, the malgrammarian is addicted to poor grammar, and the habit can devastate his/her life, as well as their family's, friends' and co-workers.
Odds are that one out of every four people will encounter problems due to poor grammar in their workplace at sometime. Malgrammarians show patterns of poor concentration, missed deadlines, misinterpreted instructions, errors in judgement and lack of attention to details. Malgrammarians rationalize the problem by denial. They deny that grammar is a problem or that any of the problems in their lives are caused by poor grammar. In spite of all the harm it causes, the malgrammarian is unable to control their use of poor grammar.
malgrammarian by d smith May 17, 2006

MISHAMMAR 

When you are in love with someone; spend most of your time with that person and it appears you are in a relationship with them but you still deny that you simply do not daydream of marrying this person then it is said to be that you are in a mishammar.
They haven't been apart in the last several weeks. They are in a total mishammar.
MISHAMMAR by Yazurd July 22, 2016

Missgrammaration 

When you use the incorrect grammar.
Bob. Your stupid
Me. No the correct is you're stupid. That is a missgrammaration.
Bob. Stfu
Missgrammaration by JigGig May 4, 2017

Misgrammard 

A single word definition to describe one messing up their grammar usually in typing, L! Used much like a verb
“Eats your gramma
r”
“Haha you misgrammard there 😈”

“M ygosh your s sobadd”
“Lol you misgrammard”
Misgrammard by Dostoy July 10, 2022

Misgrammers 

When your friend keeps correcting your grammer or speeling mistakes (like that one), and you have just had enough.

You decide that you just don't want to have to put up with their annoyingness anymore, so you decide to mess with them yourself.
"Well gosh, I didn't know you were just going to correct me on all my misspellings and misgrammers."

malgrammared 

(adj). denoting clumsy or awkward misuse of lexicon in describing intellectual shortcomings of others.
Who can resist the innate hilarity of malgrammared aspersions cast upon on the intelligence of others? e.g. one of my favorite online discussions so far was with a young man who repeatedly called me a 'looser.'
malgrammared by Calamarichris March 21, 2008
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