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missghetti 

Missghetti is when you haven’t had spaghetti in a long time so you call it misghetti. Also from Drew Goodens Video “I think I found the weirdest Christmas movie”
Father: Emily dinner time
Emily:Missghetti!
Father:what does that mean
Emily: father, missghetti means you haven’t made it in a long time.and I miss it. Get it? Missghetti
missghetti by p e r i o d t August 25, 2019

bailey menghetti 

The biggest mong in melbourne. Hated by the no shits and many known dealers whomst he has ripped off. A bailey menghetti aka bailey mingeghetti has usually just dropped 89 caps and is gurning like a motherfucker. He has a scar on his face due to multiple bashings. bailey menghetti is banned from the city and is known to PSOs as the worlds biggest queer.
Random: "I'm off my fuckin dial bro I just took 20 caps."
Another random: "Omg you sound like bailey menghetti."
Random: "Whos that?"
Another random: "The biggest mong in melbourne."

Missghetti 

When you haven't had spaghetti in a long time and you miss it.

-Credit to Drew Gooden and that one weird Christmas movie
Missghetti! Its like spaghetti but.... I miss it!
Missghetti by MagsPie August 27, 2019

Pisghetti 

The Way a 3-year old says Speghetti.... Also a Gay Italin Chef on The PBS kids Show Curious George
Chef Pisghetti made us soup..... Can i have some Pisghetti mommy.. along with some Ununhexium
Pisghetti by PhatMaytryx March 5, 2011

Midgettitus 

The disease of being short or small
Hey that guy must suffer from midgettitus
Midgettitus by mvh and bung January 11, 2012

Midgettits

Someone who is very short, fat, and with big breasticles
Dude, look at that Midgettits over there. ~Dar
Midgettits by Damadar July 17, 2006
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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