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Minute to win it 

When you don't have much time to masturbate, and if you don't finish really quickly you'll definitely get caught, but you do it anyway.
"Alright it's 6:58; I don't have much time before my parents wake up, but I'm super horny. Looks like I have a minute to win it.

minute to shit it 

The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.
Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it
minute to shit it by earcher5 April 2, 2011

GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! 

GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
person 1 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
person 2 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!

Minutes to Midnight 

Linkin Park's new album, scheduled to be released on may 15, 2007 for people in North America, May 14 world-wide. It's been said that it will contain a mixture of punk, classic rock, and hip-hop beats, according to Chester Bennington (lead vocalist for LP)on an interview with MTV. It will also contain their new single, "What I've Done".
Person 1: Are you getting the new LP album, Minutes to Midnight?

Person 2: Duh!

Five minutes to get rid of it 

An exclamation proclaimed after a gullible person falls victim to an exclamation such as "Hey -insert name here-". If they answer with the word "What", then they have five minutes to get someone else to say the word...if they don't...they explode.
Hey Joe guess what!
What?
Five minutes to get rid of it!
Dangit...uh...hey fred!
Yes?
NO!

minutes to midnight 

The new Linkin Park album supposed to come out on May 15th.
Me: Hey Chris, when are you you gonna spend a week in your room listening to new Linkin Park songs?

Chris: May 15th and it's called Minutes to Midnight, nub.