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minty-ball

v. minty-balling, minty-balled The sexual act wherein a man powders his ball sack with bread mold and then has intercourse with a woman. After coitus is complete the woman is somehow convinced to smell the ball sack as it "changed" during the act and should now smell minty.
Tucker Max minty-balled that bitch and has yet to write about it.

She said: What is George doing with that bread?

He said: Minty-balling the girl he brought home from the bar.
by Mike Oxelong October 10, 2009
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Three Ball Monty

A game which can be played using your dong and balls.It involves pinching the skin over your unit to match your balls.The trick is to have someone guess which one isn't a ball.A great game for your wife or girlfriend , or a co-worker who you think is a total douche.
Copsey was on a winning streak last night,while playing Three Ball Monty, clearly identifying my frank from the beans.Don't challenge the master he can sniff cock out like a drug sniffing canine.
by Rick Ling the DubTown Menace October 23, 2008
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Three Ball Monty

A game in which you pull the foreskin of your penis over so it looks like a ball.when combined with the other 2 its hard to pick which one isnt a ball.
Copsey won last nights game of Three Ball Monty, guessing 2 out of 3 times.
by RickLing October 8, 2008
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Three Ball Monty

Three Ball Monty is a game where one male participant gather's his own penis and testicles together in one hand. By slight compression of the testicles and penis the body parts appear very similar. The object of the game is to have other players guess which is the penis and which is the testicles.
During the Three Ball Monty tournament J.B. injured his penis as a result of extreme compression.
by Whatzizfaceheezsitinrightheer January 19, 2009
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Misty Balls

When a man gets toilet water mist on his scrotum after he flushes a public toilet while still sitting on it.
I went for the courtesy flush in the restaurant bathroom and damnit if I didn't get a severe case of misty balls.
by kejo66 December 28, 2007
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Mintballer

A person that always has mints on hand; The person that always has breath mints to share or give out; persons that sling mints.

Background: Friend and I thought of it and thought it was funny at the time.
Thanks Ray, you always have a mint when I need one, you are a mintballer!
by Brian Carmona June 5, 2004
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mincy faggot balls

a derogatory but friendly term for someone who is acting gay but isnt, usually like a nickname for someone who is repeatedly camp but is not as harsh as calling the faggot or batti boy
dave why is it that you always act like mincy faggot balls!?
by willyphilly July 17, 2009
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