minjutsu

the art of being a bitch

Holy shit she's really good at minjutsu.
Bro where did she learn minjutsu?

by magicnarwhal_13 August 29, 2021

Minjitsu

A master of the clitoris ..with his or her hands can perform skills unknown to any other. Their dexterity knows no bounds when it comes to pleasurability. Few exist

"OH MY SENSI, YOU REALLY ARE A MASTER IN MINJITSU, IM WETTER THAN AN OTTERS POCKET"

by Stickyflip May 29, 2022

micjutsu

Ancient Japanese warriors created new forms of martial arts by utilizing whichever agrarian tools they could gather. Likewise, modern standup comedians among other performers have been tasked with having to defend oneself on-stage. Come micjutsu, the fighting style that utilizes the microphone against incoming audience members and whatnot.

Beware, I know micjutsu.

by 🅰️ December 12, 2024