A thick butter like secretion that forms between the thighs of a morbidly obese individual during strenuous cardiovascular activity. More prominent during periods of warm, humid weather.
The delicious final food product resulting from successfully munging. Must be eaten immediately from the churn to be considered munge butter, otherwise it turns into munge fudge.
Last night me and 3 buddies went munging and they let me have the munge butter.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.