mindstein

Mindstein is that guy in your group with the dumbest ideas ever, the one who believes themselves to be super smart when in fact they are a couple of IQ points north of dryer lint!

A person who comes up with extroidnarly convoluted plans, that would NEVER work.

Neil: “Ah Christ, here comes Bob I wonder what lunacy mindstein has in store for us today!”

Example 2
Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!

Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

by Legba300 November 27, 2013

Ministainer

The combination of a minister and an entertainer. Used by Joey Tribiani from "Friends". Assumed to be a minister at a wedding who also cracks jokes and does magic tricks.

Joey: "I'm a minister! I'm an entertainer! I'm a ministainer!"

by makalive45 July 17, 2009

mindsternle

"a cocksucking racist homophobic loser"
-tnt

mindsternle (Brandon Seville) is theodore seville's homophobic racist discarded switched at birth cousin who loooves gay porn and HATES mario and mappy and loves WORLD BASIL and HATES trans people such as Minty!

Brandon's current relationship is tofus husband....

Mindsternle hates black people

by Comeoverhereandkissmeonmyhotmo June 27, 2023

mindsticker

An unforgettable woman. A woman with a shape so in shape, no man can escape her shapely charm. A woman who drinks Tab. A woman who is the object of obsession.

Tom thought he would be able to forget Amorphia and move on with his life; but, because she was a mindsticker, he had no choice but to throw himself off a building.

by P.J. Findley July 27, 2011

Mindstone

Da Shiznatti! Also see u2

WTF is this Eric Clapton crap? Throw on some of da Mindstone!

by MaliBootay! April 18, 2004

Mindstone

Rylan Pushor, Mike Brown and Jeff Arnold, otherwise known as Buddha, Olympus and Zeus. The Trinity

"I was listenin to some Riddles yesterday and I was blown away from this Godly sound"

by Joan of Arcade April 18, 2004

mindsterbate

An alternative to having intelligent conversation with other people, in which you have a conversation or debate with yourself, either aloud or in your head. Often caused by the absence of intelligent friends or acquaintances.

Man, my friends are such idiots. I have to mindsterbate every night.

by mes-toa October 15, 2005