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mind-fucking 

playing psychological games, messing up somebody's clear thought process to either twist what they were thinking, or have them convinced of something totally different.
"My stomach hurts" said Sally. "You just think your stomach hurts. It doesn't actually hurt, you are just being a baby" said John to Sally. "Oh...wait you are mind-fucking me!" erupted Sally.
mind-fucking by Katahroo August 8, 2009
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mind-fucking 

To stimulate someone's mind with intellectually, artistically, emotionally, or spiritually intriguing conversation. To be able to take someone to a state of euphoric bliss just by talking to them.
"Last night, my girl and I talked for hours about everything under the sun. I felt like she knew me, she understood me. I felt high, like I was floating on cloud nine. I do believe she is mind-fucking me!"
mind-fucking by Diva Divine May 22, 2010

mind fucking

The act of messing with someones mind, usually to an extreme.
The last time I mindfucked Peter, he thought he was an heroin addict for three days.
mind fucking by Raziel April 21, 2003

mind fucking

Convincing yourself that by over analyzing a situation you can gain control over it when, in reality, it is impossible to control.
He was mind fucking himself trying to figure out what he could do to make her love him.
mind fucking by chelseachelsea April 2, 2007

Mind Fucking

When a male or a female simulate sexual acts with a sexy looking female because they know they can't fuck in real life. Mostly used in the process of masturbation.
Bob: Hey, what are you doing?
Jake: Just about to start mind fucking.

Jedi-mind fucking 

Doing Keegle exercises while metaphisically meditating on another person and them feeling or sharing the energy
Is Jedi-mind fucking with someone other than your spouse cheating or is is just fantasy roll playing the field?
Jedi-mind fucking by T4T2P4T January 4, 2022

Mind your fucking business 

It means to worry about your mother fucking self . And to stay out of other real niggas business
Fuck person: Samantha is a hoe . I heard she was...
Real nigga: Stfu and mind your fucking business
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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