Mind Reader 

A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.

Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”

Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”

Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”

Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”

Mind Reader by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019

Mind Reader 

Google. It can probably guess what word you want before you even finish typing it.

Why are there chips in my bag of air? Idk, ask the Mind Reader.

Mind Reader by Simian Infernus July 16, 2011

Mind Reader 

A Mind Reader is a person or machine that can tell what other people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, disrespect privacy, and gossip.

Josh: “Hey mind reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!”

Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”

Josh: “I understand and respect that.”

Mind Reader by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019

Mind Reader 

nickname for Obama director of speechwriting Jon Favreau

The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.

Mind Reader by Coop Dupe January 1, 2020

Mind reader 

When you read each others mind. You feel like it's magic, but sometimes a curse.

Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!

Mind reader by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023

The Baby Mind Reader 

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Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.

I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.

The Baby Mind Reader by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006

said the mind reader 

A phrase to add on to a sentence when you're not sure what else to say.

My weekend was great...*awkward silence* said the mind reader.

said the mind reader by persononacouch December 21, 2022