When a male or a female simulate sexual acts with a sexy looking female because they know they can't fuck in real life. Mostly used in the process of masturbation.

Bob: Hey, what are you doing?
Jake: Just about to start mind fucking.

Mind Fucking by thatkidwholooksatNatashas ass February 5, 2010

mind-fucking

playing psychological games, messing up somebody's clear thought process to either twist what they were thinking, or have them convinced of something totally different.

"My stomach hurts" said Sally. "You just think your stomach hurts. It doesn't actually hurt, you are just being a baby" said John to Sally. "Oh...wait you are mind-fucking me!" erupted Sally.

mind-fucking by Katahroo August 8, 2009

mind-fucking

To stimulate someone's mind with intellectually, artistically, emotionally, or spiritually intriguing conversation. To be able to take someone to a state of euphoric bliss just by talking to them.

"Last night, my girl and I talked for hours about everything under the sun. I felt like she knew me, she understood me. I felt high, like I was floating on cloud nine. I do believe she is mind-fucking me!"

mind-fucking by Diva Divine May 22, 2010

Jedi-mind fucking

Doing Keegle exercises while metaphisically meditating on another person and them feeling or sharing the energy

Is Jedi-mind fucking with someone other than your spouse cheating or is is just fantasy roll playing the field?

Jedi-mind fucking by T4T2P4T January 4, 2022

Mind your fucking business

It means to worry about your mother fucking self . And to stay out of other real niggas business

Fuck person: Samantha is a hoe . I heard she was...
Real nigga: Stfu and mind your fucking business

Mind your fucking business by Trillwally March 25, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026