millimometre

is a minute measurement of distance...

Pronounced 'mil-ee-mom-itter' commonly used in fire station rec-rooms during a relaxing game of snooker.
flip me you missed that by a millimometre!

millimometre by Fireman Sam April 4, 2008

millimetre maggot 

a really really really small dick

Harriet sucked Jak's millimetre maggot last night

millimetre maggot by Loz (nd Si) July 31, 2006

millimetre 

The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.

Which sounds bigger?:
"I have a 6 inch dick!"
"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"

millimetre by B-Drac October 28, 2003

Millimetre 

The amount you would need to move mercury to kill us all

Hey, did you see that video on how moving mercury a Millimetre would kill us all?

Millimetre by Krath57 May 29, 2024