Miller Lite 

A brand of beer-flavored water

Beer Drinker #1: This beer is old, Man. It tastes like all the flavor sank to the bottom of the bottle.

Beer Drinker #2: It isn't old, Dude, it's Miller Lite.

Miller Lite by williamtheconqerorworm January 17, 2011

Miller Lite 

one of the best, cheap beers out there.

id give my friend a miller lite, but hes a redneck and only drinks bud lite.

Miller Lite by Velocifero August 7, 2005

Miller Lite 

By far the most foul tasting beer out there; a disgrace to light beers.

Dude #1- "Hey man, wanna get drunk?"
Dude #2- "Hell yes, lets get shitfaced."
Dude #1- "Sweet! I've got some frosty Miller Lites in the cooler."
Dude #2- "Oh, I'll have a soda instead."

Miller Lite by azrich April 17, 2009

Miller Lite 

Arguably the most overrated beer in the world.
Taste no better than Busch but cost more.

Dude1: Hey lets get some good beer tonight, Lets get Miller Lite.

Dude2: Fuck that Miller Lite sucks, lets get something else.

Dude1: But it won all those world beer cups, it must be good.

Dude2: Yeah because Miller Lite is overrated.

Miller Lite by someguy55 May 30, 2008

Miller Lite 

A beer I'd almost drink.

If I had to decide between goat piss and miller lite, I'm going with the goat piss.

Miller Lite by joemammy September 3, 2016

miller lite 

Best damn brew on the planet period. Nothing hits the spot like a cold Miller lite on a hot day. There is nothing that I would rather be caught with in my hand with the exception of an MGD.

Miller Lite is sick ass and takes the back seat to nobody.

Hey jonny i'm a poor bum. All I can eat on this budget is lakeport and cans of beans.

Well sir I drink Miller lite because I like to look like a dope ass hustler.

miller lite by Russ Hamilton June 11, 2006

Miller Lite 

The worst beer known to man. Can be seen being drunk almost exclusively by rednecks.

Hey Cletus, pass me a miller lite before I have sex with my sister.

Miller Lite by Um...Joe October 1, 2004