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Millenium Falcon 

A woman of dubious attractiveness who one of your friends nonetheless decides to copulate with. Named after the Star Wars quote when Princess Leia first lays eyes on Han Solo's ship and says "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
Barney was at it again last night, right Millenium Falcon he brought home with him.
Millenium Falcon by Will-M February 10, 2009
Words you can keep

Millenium Falcon Move 

When having sexual intercourse in the doggie style position the male pulls out and aims at the, still open, anal sphincter. As the anus starts to close, the male then waits until the butt hole is almost completely closed and blows his load in the hole at the last possible moment. (like the scene on star wars).
Dude, I pulled out and gave her the millenium falcon move. High five!

--Millennium Falcon-- 

A legendary starship despite its humble origins and deceptively dilapidated exterior, the Millennium Falcon has factored into some of the Rebel Alliance's greatest victories over the Empire. On the surface, the Falcon looks like any other Corellian freighter, with a saucer-shaped primary hull, a pair of forward cargo-gripping mandibles, and a cylindrical cockpit mounted to the ship's side.

Beneath its hull, though, the Falcon packs many powerful secrets. Its owners made "special modifications" on the freighter, boosting its speed, shielding and performance to downright illegal levels. Its weaponry has been upgraded to military-class quad-turbolaser turrets. To cover rapid escapes, the Falcon sports a ventrally mounted hatch-concealed antipersonnel repeating laser. Between its forward mandibles rest concussion missile launchers. The habitable interior of the vessel also has a few surprises, such as concealed scanner-proof smuggling compartments.

The Falcon pays a heavy price for its augmented performance, though. It is extremely recalcitrant and often unpredictable. Its reconditioned hyperdrive often fails. Its current captain, Han Solo, has even been seen to restart a failed ignition sequence with a hard rap on the bulkhead with his fist.

A vessel employed in the shady fringe business of smuggling, the Falcon was owned by Lando Calrissian before Solo won it in a heated sabacc game. Under Solo's command, the Falcon became a famous starship, completing the Kessel Run at unprecedented speeds. Solo and his first mate Chewbacca maintained the Falcon, constantly modifying and tinkering with it, coaxing the maximum speed from the ship.

This speed became quite useful as Solo and Chewbacca were drawn deeper into the Rebel cause, and the Falcon began flying missions for the Alliance. It was the Falcon that provided covering fire for Luke Skywalker's final attack run on the first Death Star. The Falcon became Princess Leia Organa's escape transport during the Battle of Hoth. During the decisive Battle of Endor, the Falcon flew point for the Alliance Fleet. Under Lando Calrissian's command, it soared into the heart of the incomplete Death Star, and delivered a missile volley that helped seal the Empire's fate.
Related: --Han Solo-- --Chewbacca-- --Lando Calrissian-- --Rebel Alliance--

Millennium Falcon Blasters 

When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"
I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!

Millennium Falcon 

Penetrating the vagina with the index and middle fingers, the anus with the pinky finger, and thumbing the clit with the thumb simultaneously. Named as such for your hand's shapely resemblance to Han Solo's ship in Star Wars. See also: shocker
I let her ride on the Millennium Falcon.
Millennium Falcon by crazynsc August 29, 2005

Boarding the Millennium Falcon 

noun, adjective
–verb (used without object)


Whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out "LIGHT SPEED!!!!"
Then you cold cock her in the back of the head so she sees stars.
"Jim, I totally Boarded the Millennium Falcon last night...now Sally won't return my phone calls."

"Frank tried Boarding the Millennium Falcon with Stacy last week...Holly's been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since."

Millennium Falcon Syndrome

Being in a car while heavily intoxicated and feeling like you are moving at "hyper speed".
P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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