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Milky biscuit is a phenomenon that occurs when inserting a malted biscuits up your anus. Post anal sex you remove a milky biscuit.
Adam, that's a milky biscuit in your anus, shall I remove it and make some tea?
by Malty webb March 11, 2017
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