Milfpocalypse

When a bunch of horny 30+-year-olds (the definition of a MILF) surround you and try to take away your virginity.

You can't escape the milfpocalypse.

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milfpocalypse

The sudden surge of young cute girls becoming parents.

The milfpocalypse is here and no one is prepared yet. Quick while you can get a seat in the doomsday jet.

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What happened after snowPOCALYSPE! in early February, 2011. Due to global warming, 100 degree warmup predicted in some States!

Good god, are you ready for meltPOCALYPSE! ?

I'm taking off early, sleeping in tomorrow and stocking up on piles of grocery snacks!!!!

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