mikhai 

A person who with waves and a very extremely large penis that tatse like guacamole & pimps hot girls

Mikhai is very coo

mikhai by Yeahh June 18, 2018

Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.

When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.

Mikhail Kalashnikov by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022

mikhalia 

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that

mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.

mikhalia by m2246 November 2, 2018

mihail 

Awesome European person.

Sexy, charming, super intelligent but also very funny.

Mihail is here yet? We are not complete without him!

mihail by wrekingbones March 9, 2016

Mihai 

Mihai is a badass and gives 0 fucks but can also be that one loving man youve always needed. All the girls dream about him and his long schlong. Having a mihai as a friend could be the best thing to happen to you, he might take your girl but will firm it by throwing 10,000 cash at your face. Dont have low expectations for a mihai because he will surprise you will his success.

Girl: i'm dumping you justin, your penis is like a grain of rice

(Mihai comes along)

Girl: (heart eyes)

Mihai by Larrybuttsmellz69 August 2, 2019

makhaila 

*Muh - kay - luh

A gorgeous, smart, funny, and ridiculously nice girl. Guys tend to fall for her easily; she is incredibly unique and friendly.

Also, tends to have nice lips/body/face.

DAMN, I think I'm in love with this girl. She's such a makhaila..

makhaila by MeffudMann June 26, 2009

Michaila 

Michaila is a truly amazing person. She's the one girl every guy wants to be with. She's smart, recourcful, persistant, amd funny. She is beautiful inside and out. She's been hurt so when you get her treat her like she is- a princess.

Michaila is incredible.

Michaila by mjisawesome94 March 12, 2012