Midnight Milk

get a glass of milk and put a healthy load in it and put it in your refridgerator. Have some friends come over and ask any if they want a drink. Give them a drink and say you only have a glass of milk leftover for one person. Give them the Midnight Milk and laugh when there done.

So Ethan and Zach came over last night and I gave Ethan the Ol' Midnight Milk ha the fag didnt even know either!

by Allen Pankovich December 30, 2008

Midnight milk drinker

A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person

Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke

by Mtg187 August 7, 2022

Midnight Milkyway

When, after anal sex on New Years Eve at the stroke of midnight, the man removes his cock and swirls it around his partners belly button leaving a "milkyway" look.

My buddy told me last night that he's always wanted to give the girl at Shorty Smalls a Midnight Milkyway.

by unclecharles22 June 17, 2009

Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin

Also know as the "Nasky Special," the Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin is when you receive a blow job while taking a shit, the person who is giving the oral sex puts their hands between the legs of the recipient and catches the defecation. Once the recipient finishes, the person will proceed to mix the cum in his mouth with the fecal matter resembling a Milky Way Midnight Candy Bar.

Oh dude Nick gave me the best Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin last night at the Rugby House, it rocked my socks off!

by TheOriginalRugbyBoi69 October 16, 2012

Midnight Milkshake

When a man goes down on a woman with a yeast infection and sucks out all of the leaking puss.

When Josh came back up for air, he had a little midnight milkshake on his face.

by WhoElseButKels November 24, 2015