midas touch

The ability to make anything into a profitable/economically successful product.

"Yo, Drake got the midas touch!"

by pseudonymous richardson January 9, 2017

king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

Midas bukkake

The act of pouring molten gold onto someones head, almost certainly killing him/her.

*spoilers* The most well known example is seen in Game of thrones, where Drogo kills Viserys by giving him a Midas bukkake.

A Midas bukkake is a badass way of killing someone, without shedding blood.

by Lalliman September 8, 2012

Midas Presence

The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment

User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...

Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...

by j-cutter November 3, 2009

Gay Midas

Used to typically describe a woman who was the last to have relations with a man that later came out of the closet, and may also have a father that is gay.

"She's such a Gay Midas. Everything she touches turns to gay."

"I heard her dad's gay too. Gay Midas or what?"

by Fankfurt March 30, 2009

Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.

"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."

by rhythmjunky February 11, 2013

Midas Touch

The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.

My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.

by Ginger Ted February 28, 2004