Logging Framework

Toilet.

A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.
Barry found that he had to utilise the logging framework more often than he expected when a critical incident caused several dumps to be produced at once.
by RhythmJunky May 06, 2010
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Ground Zero

The close proximity around a person who has just expelled exceedingly unpleasant gases from their anal passage. Also the site of splashdown while offloading previous meals into the toilet.
"I'd give it five minutes mate, it's Ground Zero in there."

"Oh god, sorry mate, it's Ground Zero in my pants" (wafts in colleagues' face)
by RhythmJunky April 04, 2009
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Thrown kebab

A lady's bits that are extremely loose and resemble a doner kebab that has been thrown across quite some distance. The most extreme kebab reference - Kebab being normal, Dropped Kebab next and then Thrown Kebab.
"Turns out that ropey girl I pulled last night had a thrown kebab, so I had to bail!"
by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008
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Hot flush

The action of flushing a lavatory containing a particularly spicy or offensive deposit that has likely raised the temperature of the water due to it's Scoville scale. Can also result from external factors such as Upper Decking.
Peter parked a spicy tiger which resulted in an emergency hot flush preventing imminent pan meltdown.
by RhythmJunky July 27, 2010
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Drop some goulash

A slang term relating to offloading previous meals into the toilet. Used due to the similarities in appearance of Goulash, a traditional Hungarian dish, and shit, a traditional toilet-based occurrence.
"I knew I shouldn't have had that kebab for breakfast, now I'm desperate to drop some goulash."

"I dropped some serious goulash on the stairs before I made it to the toilet."
by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008
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Grand National

A phrase used to describe an undesirable outcome of a mix when the beats clash due to the two tracks not being correctly in time. The resulting output of beats at irregular times is likened to multiple horses running, and hence the phrase Grand National.
"Grand National!" - simple shout to make others aware that the shoutee has in fact identified some poor mixing skills by the DJ.

"That first tune was pretty sweet but there was a massive Grand National at the end of it."
by RhythmJunky February 01, 2009
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Speed rodding

A quickie; sex, when time is a factor.
First man: "Hey, how did it go with that girl last night, is she a stayer?"

Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."

Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"

Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
by RhythmJunky May 24, 2010
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