rhythmjunky's definitions
A design of female pubic hair that resembles male facial hair. This could be based on any style, for instance the 'Hitler' or the 'Brazilian'. Derives from the Lamborghini Countach (Cunt-tache). Can also be referred to as a Lambo for short.
"She's got a sweet little Lamborghini going on under there."
"Pulled this girl last night, good news is she's got a Lambo, but bad news is it's parked on a dropped kebab."
"Pulled this girl last night, good news is she's got a Lambo, but bad news is it's parked on a dropped kebab."
by RhythmJunky April 4, 2009
Get the Lamborghinimug. First man: "Hey, how did it go with that girl last night, is she a stayer?"
Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."
Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"
Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."
Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"
Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
by RhythmJunky May 24, 2010
Get the Speed roddingmug. "How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."
"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013
Get the Brown Midasmug. Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"
by RhythmJunky August 16, 2010
Get the Quantitative cheesingmug. Colleague: "Jesus, that sounded like a tank driving past."
Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."
Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."
by RhythmJunky May 11, 2009
Get the Brownian Motionmug. "Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"
"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009
Get the Shitlockmug. The close proximity around a person who has just expelled exceedingly unpleasant gases from their anal passage. Also the site of splashdown while offloading previous meals into the toilet.
"I'd give it five minutes mate, it's Ground Zero in there."
"Oh god, sorry mate, it's Ground Zero in my pants" (wafts in colleagues' face)
"Oh god, sorry mate, it's Ground Zero in my pants" (wafts in colleagues' face)
by RhythmJunky April 4, 2009
Get the Ground Zeromug.