rhythmjunky's definitions
"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"
"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009
Get the Shitlockmug. The action of flushing a lavatory containing a particularly spicy or offensive deposit that has likely raised the temperature of the water due to it's Scoville scale. Can also result from external factors such as Upper Decking.
Peter parked a spicy tiger which resulted in an emergency hot flush preventing imminent pan meltdown.
by RhythmJunky July 27, 2010
Get the Hot flushmug. Toilet.
A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.
A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.
Barry found that he had to utilise the logging framework more often than he expected when a critical incident caused several dumps to be produced at once.
by RhythmJunky May 6, 2010
Get the Logging Frameworkmug. A design of female pubic hair that resembles male facial hair. This could be based on any style, for instance the 'Hitler' or the 'Brazilian'. Derives from the Lamborghini Countach (Cunt-tache). Can also be referred to as a Lambo for short.
"She's got a sweet little Lamborghini going on under there."
"Pulled this girl last night, good news is she's got a Lambo, but bad news is it's parked on a dropped kebab."
"Pulled this girl last night, good news is she's got a Lambo, but bad news is it's parked on a dropped kebab."
by RhythmJunky April 4, 2009
Get the Lamborghinimug. First man: "Hey, how did it go with that girl last night, is she a stayer?"
Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."
Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"
Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."
Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"
Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
by RhythmJunky May 24, 2010
Get the Speed roddingmug. A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.
'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
by RhythmJunky March 4, 2009
Get the Eye Shandymug. A slang term relating to offloading previous meals into the toilet. Used due to the similarities in appearance of Goulash, a traditional Hungarian dish, and shit, a traditional toilet-based occurrence.
"I knew I shouldn't have had that kebab for breakfast, now I'm desperate to drop some goulash."
"I dropped some serious goulash on the stairs before I made it to the toilet."
"I dropped some serious goulash on the stairs before I made it to the toilet."
by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008
Get the Drop some goulashmug.