mid-future 

The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.

Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.

mid-future by Marcus P. September 25, 2007

MadFuture 

An insane world forever unreachable for anyone living in the present, the MadFuture is on another time-space continuum and can only be accessed by shear imagination. To see the MadFuture and come back would turn any ordinary man into a psychotic mess, due to the mind bending possibilities found there.

Woman: "What happened to Jim? All he does now is scribble in that notebook."
Man: "I heard that he's seen the MadFuture and returned, all he writes down is some gibberish only he can understand."

MadFuture by 9s for days November 29, 2011