mid-future

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The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.

Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.

mid-future by Marcus P. September 25, 2007

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MadFuture

An insane world forever unreachable for anyone living in the present, the MadFuture is on another time-space continuum and can only be accessed by shear imagination. To see the MadFuture and come back would turn any ordinary man into a psychotic mess, due to the mind bending possibilities found there.

Woman: "What happened to Jim? All he does now is scribble in that notebook."
Man: "I heard that he's seen the MadFuture and returned, all he writes down is some gibberish only he can understand."

MadFuture by 9s for days November 29, 2011

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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

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Rammys

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“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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