slang for finley cut cocaine
yung juc- "got that microsoft so they call me Bill Gates"
by LDP May 21, 2007
1. n : creators of a very strong type of magnet created to pull viruses, spyware, and other type of malware from real Operating Systems. Also responsible for the fake operating system that script kiddies use to claim they are 1337. Although best known for steve ballmer
Look what microsoft put in thier update today...A brand new gaping wide hole!!! HOORAY!!!!!
A crappy computer company that is trying to move in on Nintendo and Sony with subpar ports and a few over hyped exclusives
dude, microsofts operating systems are almost as cumbersome as X-box controllers
Company that everyone hates due to the aggorant asshole known as Steve Jobs.
Mac Nazis: WAH WAH FUCK MICROSOFT THEY SUCK WAH!
Linux Nazis: M$ is shit wah
Normal person: ...Why do I have to listen to you assholes?
by OLOL January 31, 2007
The company whose products (including programming languages, operating systems, and productivity software titles) form the backbone of modern computing.
Microsoft is a fine example of 'horizontal growth'.
by Shanya Almafeta May 9, 2003
a big cheesie company that copies everything and makes it slow lagging and crashing a lot
apple-hey guys I made this original operationg system
microsoft-im just going to steel all your stuff and make it stupid
apple-you dont have permission you son of a b**** oh well i made mine look good and flashy and at the same time awsome!
microsoft-people already use my f***ing crappy unoriginal ideas anyway
(during this war apple takes back all of it's dignity back and saves the world by making Ipods, trading with google, and punching bill gates in big laughing groups!)
by steven beattie March 4, 2007
an evilcompany that became successful by thievery, bullshitting customers, keeping quality control OFF the table, and pulling unfair marketing schemes to leach money from people across the globe. continues to thrive off the rest of the population minus Mac users and uses its corporate power to control its market. Still has hardly made an effort to improve Windows since they know they have control over the market. They release new windows just to increase profit, and these "upgrades" are in effect just like looking through a different window at the same damn thing-a junk-piled OS.

the xbox 360 is their only tangible product. this device is possibly the worst excuse for a video game system. the only reason people buy it is for the selection of video games and exclusive games like halo that microsoft bought out.
*new xbox 360 4gb commercial*
Billy: "Wow that actually sounds like something i might buy from microsoft. they finally decided to really improve the 360. built in wifi, slimmer and runs quieter, sounds like a worthy game system."
Jesus: Now billy, you may think that at the moment, but you must discern that this is Satan tempting you. If you buy the reasonably priced 4g version, you will be trapped into buying a $130 hardrive if you want to play co-op in Halo Reach. This is deceiful trickery, because they knew they could have made their 4gb system work with Halo Reach, but decided not to. This microsoft you speak of is only out for profit, so do not let them lay their selfish tricks on you."
by rageagainstmicrosoft December 21, 2010