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Run by Bill Gates who wants to have complete dominion over the Earth
Microsoft
Interviewer: Mr. Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates: Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
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M ost
I ntelligent
C ustomers
R ealize
O ur
S oftware
O nly
F ools
T eenagers
by julienLee May 06, 2006
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Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.
by Shawn E. May 02, 2003
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An inferior product that is out to rule the world.
Microsoft's plans for building a death star device was shut down by officepax.
by MS SUX July 20, 2005
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A company that has created an operating system that'll eventually follow in the footsteps of VIKI on I, Robot. It'll first take your memory so you can't do anything without a 5 minute wait, then it'll procced to piss you off with error messages.
Person: Where has all my memory gone?
Windows XXP: I have removed it for you own safty, please remain calm.
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Bill Gates cackles away evily in his office*
by Random Idiot August 22, 2005
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Company bent on world domination. This however will never happen because people keep transferring over to Linux.
Bob: Man I hate Microsoft Windows Xp!!! :(
Rob: That's why you should have switched to Linux you dolt!
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 12, 2006
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