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Hardrive 

The lazy/quick way to say Hard Drive, because that extra "d" is a bitch.
"Dude i need to upgrade my hardrive, 500GB is not enough for all my porn."
Hardrive by Dragonov2 March 8, 2013

built in hardrive 

when you go on a date with a girl but she already has a vibrator in her
man: want to go on a date
woman: yeah sure let me get my built in hardrive
built in hardrive by King Smurf November 23, 2018

Hardrice 

The state of one being hard with rice.
Tim: Dude, The other day, I saw that rice. And I got SO HARD. I was HardRice.
Hardrice by DontEatKittens July 20, 2010

lyrical harddrive

A homie on the block that always knows the words to the every possible song, no matter how new or obscure the track is.
"Yo, whats comes after "bitch I'm gonna..."?"

"I don't know, go ask David the lyrical harddrive"
lyrical harddrive by Charliess September 1, 2008

Handrive 

To jerk off, rubbing the shaft of the dick up and down
When I handrive, I get an erection, like everybody else!
Handrive by wdfwfwfff January 8, 2008
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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