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The reason Apple is second in software sales.
Bill Gates: "Wow, a small software company." *whips out gatling gun*
"Die, you sob's, I'm Bill Gates, Bitches, hahahahah!"
"Microsoft is King" *assasinates Steve Jobs*
by markis January 30, 2008
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1. official name of one of the world's most powerful and corrupt corporations, increasingly known as Microshaft, Microshit, Mickeysoft or simply M$<br>
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia
If it weren't for software bug fixes and virus advice, Microsoft's website traffic might slow to a crawl.
by David Blomstrom May 15, 2006
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1. n : creators of a very strong type of magnet created to pull viruses, spyware, and other type of malware from real Operating Systems. Also responsible for the fake operating system that script kiddies use to claim they are 1337. Although best known for steve ballmer
Look what microsoft put in thier update today...A brand new gaping wide hole!!! HOORAY!!!!!
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A crappy computer company that is trying to move in on Nintendo and Sony with subpar ports and a few over hyped exclusives
dude, microsofts operating systems are almost as cumbersome as X-box controllers
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A small, wide and not visible penis
Albert’s penis is such a Microsoft.
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A company that controls over 90% of the computer OS market share. Which is also highly criticized and made fun of. This is stupid because there the number 1 OS maker. And contrary to popular belief there products actually work. They are also worth more than any other computer OS manufacture in the world. So come on people lets face facts. There products must work because if they didn’t then no one would buy them.
Microsoft Windows NT, 95,98, 2000, XP, Vista. Xbox, Xbox 360, Zune
by Commander Grass June 11, 2007
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