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Micro pp 

When u have a tiny dick.
Girl: "Ew U have a micro Pp. I don't think we can do this anymore."
Man: "Wait! Holly please!!"
Micro pp by A old sexy pedo November 27, 2020

Micro Pp 

Often said by people to bully 12 year old boys with below average penises. Basically, if you know any 12 year old boys that like trump, wear neon clothes, act gay but arent gay and have a ''J'' name, make sure to remind them it's very small and nobody will ever fuck them.
''So I got fucked by Jordan last night. He has such a Micro Pp''
man pp very small, like below 2cm
-I'm sorry and you're diagnosed with micropp
-I'm fine with that:)
micropp by cheesecat16 October 12, 2024

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026