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milkstache

The coating that remains on the upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.
After drinking a glass of milk, the little girl said, "Look mommy, I have a milkstache!"
milkstache by Avery Longie October 11, 2007
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Misstash 

When an alcoholics wife finds his poorly hidden stash. Especially when the stash is as obvious as the hair on his face.
Bugger!!! You found my Misstash.
Misstash by Renaissance Funk March 26, 2014

Milkstache

When you cum on a girls face, particularly around her lip, to the point where it looks like a moustache
Bro #1 : Bro she let me milkstache her last night
Bro #2 No way!
Bro #1 Yeah Fr, looked kinda like my grandpa!
Milkstache by Ryangr8n August 28, 2019

mockstache 

noun: a mustache that one has only to be joking around or belittling something or someone, hence the word mockery intertwined with mustache.
Person 1: Dude, I was trimming up my beard and decided to try out the mockstache.
Person 2: Nice man, it definitely plays.

or

Room 201 has the Mockstache Special, but they're only having them for a limited time.
mockstache by CheckMate Trellis February 26, 2010
mistash is "my stash" of stuff. Also, a funny way to refer to a mustache.
I just stashed all my shit on www.mistash.com, where's your stash? Oh, and btw... nice mustache.
mistash by a magical unicorn May 27, 2012
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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