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milkstache

The coating that remains on the upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.
After drinking a glass of milk, the little girl said, "Look mommy, I have a milkstache!"
milkstache by Avery Longie October 11, 2007
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Misstash 

When an alcoholics wife finds his poorly hidden stash. Especially when the stash is as obvious as the hair on his face.
Bugger!!! You found my Misstash.
Misstash by Renaissance Funk March 26, 2014

Milkstache

When you cum on a girls face, particularly around her lip, to the point where it looks like a moustache
Bro #1 : Bro she let me milkstache her last night
Bro #2 No way!
Bro #1 Yeah Fr, looked kinda like my grandpa!
Milkstache by Ryangr8n August 28, 2019

mockstache 

noun: a mustache that one has only to be joking around or belittling something or someone, hence the word mockery intertwined with mustache.
Person 1: Dude, I was trimming up my beard and decided to try out the mockstache.
Person 2: Nice man, it definitely plays.

or

Room 201 has the Mockstache Special, but they're only having them for a limited time.
mockstache by CheckMate Trellis February 26, 2010
mistash is "my stash" of stuff. Also, a funny way to refer to a mustache.
I just stashed all my shit on www.mistash.com, where's your stash? Oh, and btw... nice mustache.
mistash by a magical unicorn May 27, 2012

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026