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milkstache
milkstache by Avery Longie October 11, 2007
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Misstash
When an alcoholics wife finds his poorly hidden stash. Especially when the stash is as obvious as the hair on his face.
Misstash by Renaissance Funk March 26, 2014
mockstache
noun: a mustache that one has only to be joking around or belittling something or someone, hence the word mockery intertwined with mustache.
Person 1: Dude, I was trimming up my beard and decided to try out the mockstache.
Person 2: Nice man, it definitely plays.
or
Room 201 has the Mockstache Special, but they're only having them for a limited time.
Person 2: Nice man, it definitely plays.
or
Room 201 has the Mockstache Special, but they're only having them for a limited time.
mockstache by CheckMate Trellis February 26, 2010
mistash
mistash by a magical unicorn May 27, 2012
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