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Michael Cole 

The most idiotic and annoying wrestling commentator ever featured on WWE TV. Calls a powerslam a scoop slam... The voice of WWE!?
Cole: Batista with the Big Boot!
Lawler: Michael Cole you fucking moron, that's a Clothesline. Who hired you? Wait, that would be Kevin Dunn. And he's just as moronic as you.

Michael Cole 

Michael Cole is an annoying WWE commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.

Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich

Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!

Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.
Edge - "Nobody Cares About Michael Cole!!!"
Michael Cole by SteRDLK May 31, 2009

Joe Michael Cole 

Joe Cole is a British actor, with a lovely smile and pretty eyes.he's a VERY talented man.
He is mostly known as John Shelby in the renowned series "Peaky Blinders"
"This planet is hotter than Joe Michael Cole"
Joe Michael Cole by halowaydrink December 27, 2019

Cole Michael Armenta 

Stupid ass nigger coon who bitches and whines about every minor inconvenience in every game, ever.
Look I'm Cole Michael Armenta, "My day was so fucking terrible, I didn't get any big hard juicy cock in my mouth, fuck my life, I'm gonna kill myself."

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026