Definitions by Zephyr737
Michigander
Usually a complete badass who drives in 10ft of snow on March 21st, then walks to school on the 22nd in 90 degree heat. Can bench press 350, fucks a giraffe and gives birth to an elephant, can get an lady/man, is straight (or a lying POS), and does back flips in his WRX STI, in the snow, sun out, on top of black ice.... drinking Arizona Tea.
Literally anybody: “Daymn, check out that guy! he’s literally giving CPR to a whale.
Everybody else: “That’s no man... that’s a Michigander...”
Michigander: “Sup fuckers come jump on his chest while I give him his breaths!”
Everybody else: “That’s no man... that’s a Michigander...”
Michigander: “Sup fuckers come jump on his chest while I give him his breaths!”
Michigander by Zephyr737 August 4, 2019
Niggerlip
When a white or black man has lips the size of an airstrip. Making it possible to land an AC-130 gunship upon ones face.
Bob: Holy shit dude...
Mark: What?
Bob: you got some crazy Niggerlips!
Mark:...
Bob: Hang on I’ll get you some marshaling wands! (Marshaling Wands: Sticks used by the people on the ground coordinating plane take off, turning, landing, etc.)
Mark: What?
Bob: you got some crazy Niggerlips!
Mark:...
Bob: Hang on I’ll get you some marshaling wands! (Marshaling Wands: Sticks used by the people on the ground coordinating plane take off, turning, landing, etc.)
Spudwhack
Used as an insult to someone who is being an ass hole to you for no good reason. Could also be used similarly to Jerk-off.
Ryan: Your shoes look fucking ridiculous where did you find those? In the bottom of the dumpster at goodwill?
Zephyr: Shut the fuck up Ryan, you are wearing a pair of new balances like an 80 year old man you retarded Spudwhack.
Zephyr: Shut the fuck up Ryan, you are wearing a pair of new balances like an 80 year old man you retarded Spudwhack.
Nicchead
Nicchead is a lot like being a crackhead. But instead of pulling crack out your ass, you go buy $15 Juul pods every day. Usually associated with a Kyle and/or Phil. Another word used to describe a Nicchead is a fuckboy, frat or middle schooler.
Kyle: “Fuck dude this Juul is getting me buzzed.”
Phil: “Me fucking too bro.”
Jesus: “And now you’re going to die of cancer Kyle. You stupid 14 year old Nicchead.”
Phil: “Me fucking too bro.”
Jesus: “And now you’re going to die of cancer Kyle. You stupid 14 year old Nicchead.”