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Michae is a nice and very kind young lady. She is soft spoken but do not underestimate her ability or strength. Michae is an intelligent and quirky individual. Her personality is so magnetic the all that know her love to be around her. Michae is a math wiz and is an articulate speaker. She is independent and more than likely going to be in the medical field or in research of some kind. Michae is a very honest person and that's why people love her, she tells the truth. I love her and will protect her as long as I live. She will be preserved by the Angels of heaven for she is considered to be one who walks with God!
Michae 's personality is so attractive, I see why she became a doctor.
Michae by DaBoyis80s May 7, 2016
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A beautiful young lady who deserves the absolute best man in the world because all she is is perfect whether she thinks it or not. I love Michae And will always be here for her. She is my best friend. She is someone i can talk to and can't wait to see.
Oh shes such a Michae.
Michae by Synergy01 May 12, 2013
Slang. Derogatory term to refer to someone of Filipino culture.
You don't want anything to do with that michae there.
michae by Slarkslark July 22, 2020
Michae is a beautiful man who has toned chest and a nice butt. he can go alll night has huge appendages
Yo michae is so cut I wanna be like him
michae by The.dark.knight March 8, 2023

Michae’l

Pronounced: Muh-Kel

Although he comes off as quiet or unamused, Michae’l is the most fun and kind person you’ll ever meet. He’s musically talented,can make you laugh until you can’t breathe and once you’ve been accepted as someone he cares about, his loyalty almost has no end. Just don’t take advantage of how much he cares or you WILL regret it. He isn’t one for revenge, but he won’t forget how you crossed him. He’s a lover like no other ladies... If you find yourself a Michae’l (WITH the apostrophe), do yourself a favor and never let him go.

Lady 1: “Michae’l asked me on a date...”
Lady 2: “OMG girl you are like the chosen one!!! He makes everyone so happy!”
Lady 1: “I know! He has such a calm and safe vibe to him. I’m so excited!”
Hopefully I can find a Michae’l amongst all these other scrubs.
Michae’l by MochaZ July 22, 2020

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

Majestic Michael 

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