michał

A guy who is amazing boyfriend material. Michal can be grumpy at times but over all he is a total sweetheart. He can be a little retarded and doesn’t realise his opportunities in life but that’s okay. He’s pretty damn hot.

Girl 1: Who’s that?
Girl 2: That’s Michał! He’s so hot!!!

michał by Anonymous Night123 May 25, 2018

Michał

drug dealer

Michał is the best drug dealer thx bro

Michał by xbasiuniax January 16, 2020

Michał

Polish twat. The type of guy who is incredibly insufferable and will attempt to make jokes but fail miserably

Person 1: “Ew I hate Michał
Person 2 “Same”

Michał by IHateYouMichałYouAsswipe January 30, 2019

michał janiszyn 

an amazing boy who's sweet as fuck, he's emotional, funny, trustworthy, precious and honest. the most wonderful person on this universe

x: they told me that i should explain the definition, but he's just perfect and that's all, lol
y: wooah wop wop yeahhh uhh ahh
x: michał janiszyn

michał janiszyn by cryingparrot November 23, 2019

dirty michał 

Having sex with ur girl at a sleepover when the others r asleep and then before u climax, running to ur friend to nut in his belly button.

Example 1:

Guy: "oh shit! I should do the dirty michał on jerry"
Guys gf:"yh, u should. That'd be funny"

Example 2:

Me: *wakes up*

Me: "Guys who did the dirty michał on me"

dirty michał by TheInventorOfTheDirtyMichał September 4, 2023

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.

Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

Joel Michael Singer by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020

Majestic Michael 

A complete god.

Majestic Michael

Majestic Michael by Hi I’m Michael March 11, 2019