Polish twat. The type of guy who is incredibly insufferable and will attempt to make jokes but fail miserably
by IHateYouMichałYouAsswipe January 31, 2019
A guy who is amazing boyfriend material. Michal can be grumpy at times but over all he is a total sweetheart. He can be a little retarded and doesn’t realise his opportunities in life but that’s okay. He’s pretty damn hot.
by Anonymous Night123 April 13, 2018
Having sex with ur girl at a sleepover when the others r asleep and then before u climax, running to ur friend to nut in his belly button.
Example 1:
Guy: "oh shit! I should do the dirty michał on jerry"
Guys gf:"yh, u should. That'd be funny"
Example 2:
Me: *wakes up*
Me: "Guys who did the dirty michał on me"
Guy: "oh shit! I should do the dirty michał on jerry"
Guys gf:"yh, u should. That'd be funny"
Example 2:
Me: *wakes up*
Me: "Guys who did the dirty michał on me"
by TheInventorOfTheDirtyMichał September 04, 2023
an amazing boy who's sweet as fuck, he's emotional, funny, trustworthy, precious and honest. the most wonderful person on this universe
x: they told me that i should explain the definition, but he's just perfect and that's all, lol
y: wooah wop wop yeahhh uhh ahh
x: michał janiszyn
y: wooah wop wop yeahhh uhh ahh
x: michał janiszyn
by cryingparrot November 24, 2019