mexicant

a Mexican who is unable to hop the fence at the border due to malnutrition or sprained ankles from long hours of mowing and playing soccer

Hernandez- ey meng ju seen juan lopez?
Armando- naw meng he was wit us in tijuana
Enrique- oh no meng he a mexicant he couldnt make it over!
Hernandez- Porque juan lopez!!! porque!?!?!?!

by Closet Azns April 13, 2008

mexicant

ILLEGAL immigrants from mexico.
deportation
buhbye

Noah:Did you guys see that gurl on JDs arm last night at the show?

Sarah:Yeah, she seems nice but she's a mexicant.

by PineappleJuice February 24, 2015

mexicant

used for all the fakeass chicano busters from northern cali and the all of the wannabe surenos from the valley which try to be mexicans but fools dont even know a word of spanish fake asses just like there cliques

look at that fake ass valle boy trying to act like us vatos from East Los yeah hes a mexicant
or Orale ese look at that buster hes trying to listen to spanish music and is bumping he head like it where rap yeah hes a mexicant

by surside 13 delights March 08, 2005

mexicant

Someone that looks Mexican but is not.

Matt is a Mexicant. He is half Chinese and half white but he looks Mexican.

by the mexicant December 15, 2008

Mexicant

A Mexicant is a person of Mexican descent who won’t work hard and is often seen goofing off and being lazy. Combination of Mexican and the contraction can’t.

Pedro is a Mexican because he works hard; whereas Jesus is a Mexicant because he can’t seem to do the work George gives him.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Mexicant

Term used to describe a lazy incompetent hispanic worker.

Boss: I knew when I hired you that you couldn't cut the grass right!! You've proven to be nothing more than a mexicant! Why can't you be like the other mexi-cans?!?!
Mexi-Cant: ¡Tú asno estúpido! ¡Sabes que no hablo inglés! ¡No sé lo que está diciendo el infierno tú! ¡Guardar tus tres dólares por hora! ¡PARÉ!
Mexi-Cans:(off in distance pretending not to be listening) I told his broke ass to learn spanish.

by Andrrew July 31, 2006

MEXICANT

Part of a funny line from "Once Upon a Time in Mexico."

Are you a Mexi-can, or are you a Mexi-cant?

by Anonymous November 07, 2003