mexican tar

It's heroin, but in a black, sticky, TAR like substance. It's more common and easier to get in Mexico, hence its name.

"I like Mexican Tar better than smack because it's cheaper."

by Samantha July 1, 2003

mexican tar

The smell of cooking mexican tar evokes the same symptoms i expereince right before vomiting: hot, runny saliva, nausea, gagging. It is so grossly pungent & foul, but the addiction overpowers this truth & I continue.

by tabitha November 3, 2003

mexican black tar

an expensive good type of heroin

Yo man all he had was cheap stuff so i couldnt get the mexican black tar

by Bassmasta4lyfe June 27, 2006

Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017

Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.

" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016

mexican pop tart

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate

mexican pop tarts will mess u up

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

mexican pop tart

mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay

mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!

I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !

by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006