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mexican law 

Possession is nine-tenths of the law ( si, si senior ! )
Hombre why don't you give me that old thing I fix it for you, its mexican law, You know laws of UR own cuntry.

We no hurt you, we don't go udf sometimes we go over da fence.
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law breaking mexican 

Lohkz from tinychat
Look at that lohkz over there. Those law breaking mexicans always at it.

Mexican lawnmower 

A man inserts anal beads into a women’s ass and leaves them there for four day to prevent her from shitting. He will then rip it out as if it were a lawnmower releasing a fountain of shit
P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2:Me and my girlfriend just did the Mexican lawnmower

Mexican lawnmower 

A Mexican lawnmower is when you insert anal beads into a women’s anus, leave it few days, and then rip them out (like pulling the cord to a lawnmower) releasing a fountain of feces all over the walls.
Hey baby, wanna do a Mexican lawnmower tonight hun?

Mexican Lawnmower 

Mexican Lawnmower by Braixtomp654 November 30, 2019

Mexican Lawnmower 

A lawnmower made in mexico.
John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.

Mexican lawn mower 

Hitting from the back with a fat chick you grab and pull her love handles up repeatedly like trying to start an old lawn mower
I want to give that big beauty a Mexican lawn mower
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