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The act or practice where an individual Mettatates, in order to promote relaxation, compassion, patience or mindfulness. The most common technique is done by sending suggestive photos of ones' genitalia or through other methods of sensual arousal through text messages, Snapchat, Instagram, and other social apps.
When I had grown tired of all 500 Meditation techniques in my app, I switched and Mettatated instead!
Mettatate by llovebasketball September 25, 2017

metadate 

I met a super nice guy in the metaverse yesterday & we're going on a metadate tonight!
metadate by futurewords January 6, 2022

Metamate 

Someone who lost 26% of their compensation in one day but still works hard to make their boss rich one day again
We wanted to go skiing but John is a metamate so we stayed home and watched Discovery channel for one week.
Metamate by Shrepped February 15, 2022

methatute 

meth-a-tute a person who engages in sexual activities for the payment of methamphetamines, ice, clear, dope, go-fast, shake n bake, or any variation of the sort.
oh yeah i know that girl, isn't she a methatute?
methatute by RealValleysta January 22, 2016

meatatation 

Meatatation (noun): The act of meditating about eating delicious, savory meat.

Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**

Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.

Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.

*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).

** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.
I tried meatatation for the first time last night but then I ate a plate full of bacon and steaks so I may need to wait until this afternoon to try again.
meatatation by Eye rock May 16, 2016

Metamates 

What Facebook employees are unofficially being called by fellow geeks, as “the Zuck” shift their attention to the Metaverse or to the world of virtual reality (VR).
Math geeks who are bewitched or mesmerized by what the Metaverse could offer the physical world in coming years or decades have a very high chance of being recruited as Metamates.
Metamates by Fasters June 14, 2022