metalcel 

Someone who loves the metal music genre so much, that it forces them into celibacy because no one will fuck them anymore

That dude gets absolutely no play, he treats women like shit because he thinks they only listen to metal for attention. He's a total metalcel

metalcel by Nyx.fum3 May 2, 2023

mentalcel 

A person, especially a man, who has failed at dating because of mental impairment.

Joe: You claim to be an incel, but you sure don't look like one.
Henry: I'm a mentalcel.
Joe: Mentalcels are fakecels.

mentalcel by anonymous November 19, 2020

metacellular mind 

A human body is made of trillions of cells organized into a synergistic, physical whole. Because each cell has its own "droplet of awareness," all these droplets of awareness have also joined to form an overall, synergistic consciousness which correlates with the body. For people, the metacellular mind ranges from a high of egoic self-awareness, to the deepest, primal unconscious, where death terror lurks.

Patients using visualization, in conjunction with chemotherapy to fight cancer, are mobilizing their metacellular mind.

metacellular mind by Psiconscious1 March 4, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012