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someone that hates ali (search ali for definition)
this guy is a messam.
messam by nickzer February 14, 2022
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sext message 

An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.
Hot damn, take a look at this nasty sext message I just got. I don't even know who the hell she is.
sext message by hnoss February 19, 2017
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A boy’s name
Meysam is a great person
Understanding and kind. He helps you with all he can and rarely gets angry with you. You can always trust him and depend on him for eternity.
Girl: wish i could be with meysam, man of my dreams
meysam by Ranool October 25, 2017

rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.
OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.
rantdumb messages by jpg3 November 22, 2011

Assignments has sent a message 

When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment
"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"

Assignments has sent a message
Meisam is a Persian/Arabic name.
It means a person who take strong steps,
may remind you the character of Aragorn ( Strider ) from Lord Of The Rings book,

Meisams are usually very intelligent, so Cool, really smart and too handsome with a strong and powerfull character.

There are some famous people named Meisam in Iran:
1) Meisam Mostafa-Jokar: Freestyle-Wrestler | Olympic Athlete
2) Meisam Pourmand: a great Engineer and successfull Business man
3) Meisam Ebrahimi: Pop Singer
Hi, my name is Meisam.
Hey Meisam, What's up?
meisam by IGO.A94 August 17, 2018
Meysam s an internationally used male name given name originating from the Semitic languages, The meaning of the name Meysam is Beautiful. The pollen in the flower, honey, sweet.
Meysam is a Persian legend, who has the best looks, very stunning, legend says a person named meysam does have a ten to twenty inches of dik, all the women around the world look for a perfect guy named meysam in their life.
Do you know where is meysam? He is probably banning my wife and my mother and my sister at the same time. Wow what a legend
Meysam by Lina fartoot September 28, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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