Moestisexual

Its acting gay but it aint gay cuz its moesti.

-damn that n.gga moesti is gay.
nah he just moestisexual.

by thatnggamoesti November 9, 2021

mystisexual

Term to describe someone that you are not sure if they are gay or straight.

Guy 1: Check him out he's gay

Girl 1: Nah he's straight

Guy 2: Stu, hmm I dunno, he's mystisexual

by murdo24 June 28, 2008

montisexual

A younger man who is attracted to older women.

That Ashton Kutcher is such a montisexual.

by Christopher Krieger October 24, 2005

messisexual

A person who identifies as having and romantic and sexual attraction to members of Lionel Messi's direct family, including: Antonela Messi, Mateo Messi, Thiago Messi, Ciro Messi, and of course, Leo himself.

Yo Messi put that ish top cheddy upper decky ferda, I think I'm a messisexual!

by bkcw September 23, 2022

mortisexual

Someone who doesn't date or have intimate relationships in real life, but instead tries to on the internet site discord.com with a morti

Example
Guy 1: So why doesn't the girlfriend he keeps talking about come hang out with us all?

Guy 2: He doesn't know her in real life, just on discord.

Guy 1: Wow, I never knew he was a mortisexual!

by asssssssssssssssssssssxxxxxxxx March 7, 2023