A person who identifies as having and romantic and sexual attraction to members of Lionel Messi's direct family, including: Antonela Messi, Mateo Messi, Thiago Messi, Ciro Messi, and of course, Leo himself.

Yo Messi put that ish top cheddy upper decky ferda, I think I'm a messisexual!

messisexual by bkcw September 23, 2022

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mortisexual

Someone who doesn't date or have intimate relationships in real life, but instead tries to on the internet site discord.com with a morti

Example
Guy 1: So why doesn't the girlfriend he keeps talking about come hang out with us all?

Guy 2: He doesn't know her in real life, just on discord.

Guy 1: Wow, I never knew he was a mortisexual!

mortisexual by asssssssssssssssssssssxxxxxxxx March 7, 2023

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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