messyourself 

the best the funniest youtuber in this planet doesent do it for views acts like we are his friends which is really cool and most importantly he is very underrated

yo this is messyourself dont mess with him

messyourself by THE BLACK MAN FROM THE HOOD March 20, 2019

The Messier 

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.

Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.

The Messier by ballersupreme January 13, 2008

Messerschmitt bf109 

The Messerschmitt Bf 109(or Me 109) was a WW2 single engined fighter designed by Willy Messerschmitt and built mainly by Bayerische Flugzeugwerke. It was widely considered the Luftwaffe equivalent to the RAF Spitfire. Although widely derided nowadays as being difficult to fly, poor performing, and aerodynamically unrefined; the Me 109 was still the preferred mount of most of Germany's aces, including Erich Hartmann -the highest scoring ace of all time, with 352 kills. The 109 was first used in the Spanish civil war and served throughout all of WW2, with derivatives being built postwar in Spain and Czechoslovakia. With roughly 33,000 of the countless versions built, the Me 109 was one of the most produced aircraft of all time.

Don't know what a Messerschmitt bf109 looks like? Go watch the movie "Battle of Britain," The bad guys are flying spanish-built versions of the 109. The planes in the movie however, have Rolls-Royce instead of Daimler(Mercedes)engines, and so have pointier noses.

The first fighters of the Israeli Air Force were czech-built Messerschmitts.

Messerschmitt bf109 by gooberliberation December 19, 2005

Messerschmidt 

A majestic bearded creature found in the inner streets of East Hampton. Notorious for making a mean cup of coffee and being a simple kind of man, people from all corners of the world gather to catch a glimpse of this glorious manwhore.

"I saw Messerschmidt driving down the street the other day, followed by a pack of unicorns and an army of angels leading the way."

Messerschmidt by manowar27 January 28, 2014

Messerschmitt bf109 

A sweet ass WWII German Fighter plane.

That messerschmitt bf109 shot down so many fucking Brits.

The messerschmitt bf109 is a sweet looking plane

Messerschmitt bf109 by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005

Messier 

He's the god of Earth, has a beautiful smile, is so sexy everyone wants him but frl look at that mother fucker he's so handsome and cute asf I want him in my bed.

Look! It's messier, lets fuck him hes so sexy

Messier by incognitoos November 22, 2021

Messies 

when a group of girls with messy hair leech onto your group and suck the fun out of all of them one by one, the only way to fight this parasite is to die

Me:"dude what are you doing right now"
Vance:" oh nothing"
Me:"heard you got messied last night"
Vance:"ya dude it was awful"
Me:"we've all had our fair share"
Vance:"the messies are awful what are we doing"
Me:"dude your the one that embraces them"
Vance:"okay how do you figure"
Me:":l"

Messies by rhinobebosshoggin May 10, 2011