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mermaidish

We're not sure what mermaidish means. So ask a mermaid.
Mermaidish?
by Asylum760 December 2, 2009
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Mermaidicle

Well you see, it is a great dance performed only when super crunk while dancing to intimidate the mermaids.
BRODUDE WE TOTES GOT OUR MERMAIDICLE ON LAST NIGHT
by tree-face February 16, 2010
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mermaids kiss

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.
FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.
by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015
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make some mermaids

To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.

Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?

Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.

Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.

Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
by Generous Doner October 16, 2011
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Mermaiding

Like a catfishing, except the person is real but their intentions are to ruin you financially, emotionally, steal your identity or con you in some other way.

Back in the day, mermaids where thought to lead sailors to their doom by leading them to dangerous storms, crashing upon rocks, or dragging them down under the sea.
I finally got in the DMs with that hottie Mercedes, but all she wanted was for me to get her Snapchat premium.

She was mermaiding me this whole time.
by Savage Sage August 5, 2019
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mermaiding

when both feet end up in one leg of your pants
"Why's the baby running around in just a diaper?"
"He kept mermaiding and I didn't feel like fighting him any more."
by GusChaos November 2, 2007
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Mermaiding

A fandom in which a woman (or more rarely a man) either buys or makes a mermaid tail for the purpose of swimming in pools, lakes, or just posing on the rocks, usually while being photographed. Occasionally done with other mermaids.
Hannah got her new tail in last week and can't wait to go mermaiding in it.
by The Neo-Architect April 4, 2011
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