Definitions by ckeliib

Batuna 

Meth whore, incorporating the slang for meth, "batu"

That batuna is offering head for $20

Batuna by ckeliib June 4, 2009

Frost the Muffin 

When a male prematurely ejaculates on a females genitals before he can make it into her vagina.

She was so hot, and had me so horny, I went to put it in, and squirt, I didn't even make it in, all I could do was frost the muffin!

Frost the Muffin by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Ride the Boney Pony 

When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.

My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.

Ride the Boney Pony by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Take her temperature 

To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

Take her temperature by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Meat Thermometer

Penis, which can be used orally, anally, and/or vaginally (see "take her temperature")

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

Meat Thermometer by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Menu 

Services a prosititute offers, and prices for those services

I went to the cathouse the other day and saw this fine piece of ass, but I only had $100 on me, so I asked her what was on the menu.

Menu by ckeliib June 3, 2009