ckeliib's definitions

Frost the Muffin

When a male prematurely ejaculates on a females genitals before he can make it into her vagina.

She was so hot, and had me so horny, I went to put it in, and squirt, I didn't even make it in, all I could do was frost the muffin!

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Ride the Boney Pony

When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.

My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Take her temperature

To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Meat Thermometer

Penis, which can be used orally, anally, and/or vaginally (see "take her temperature")

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Menu

Services a prosititute offers, and prices for those services

I went to the cathouse the other day and saw this fine piece of ass, but I only had $100 on me, so I asked her what was on the menu.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Batuna

Meth whore, incorporating the slang for meth, "batu"

That batuna is offering head for $20

by ckeliib June 4, 2009