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post coital mental clarity 

the few minutes after an orgasm in which a man feels he sees the world with a heightened clarity; as though he can see the world as it truly is, without emotions or sexual desire to cloud his view.

during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.

anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
"Shut up bitch! I'm enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?"

"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026