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Mendoza Eyes
The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.
Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!
Mendoza Eyes by fuckingshitshit October 27, 2014
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mendosa • mendoza • mendoza line • mendota • Mendota Heights • Mendoza Method • mendola • mendomaniac • Mendoza Effect • Mendoza Eyes
Luis Mendoza
Luis Mendoza by brysnowden13 August 7, 2019
Cheesy Mendoza
When a male places two slices of Kraft American cheese singles onto a females breasts and proceeds to titty-fuck her. The man then ejaculates onto each slice of cheese. Once there is a good layer of ejaculate on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy jizz sandwich to the female.
The other day I was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. It felt so good. I felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. How was I supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?
Cheesy Mendoza by Jarvis McHamsfly April 15, 2010
Mendoza Wrangler
An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.
Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!
Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her
Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence
Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her
Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence
Mendoza Wrangler by Sneed d'Elaine November 3, 2020
daniel mendoza
Drug kingpin in upstate New York. Known to the locals as "Taco Bueno". He operates out of Gabis Cafe, and is constantly moving to avoid the DEA and Immigration.
The Mendozian Cartel
The Mendozian Cartel
daniel mendoza by bobsatonme November 4, 2013
Vicky Mendoza Diagonal
The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.
Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.
Vicky Mendoza Diagonal by Le Esquire May 28, 2009
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