Joe

The most awesome guy, ever. Known for his killer abs and manly jawline. Underneath his rugged exterior, Joes are kind and perfect in every way. Competitive and sometimes argumentative, but Joes always try to do what is right. An overall perfect guy who everyone adores

"I am a freshman and I started talking to a senior guy! Will everything be ok?"

"Of course it will, his name is Joe!"

by bobsatonme October 19, 2014

daniel mendoza

Drug kingpin in upstate New York. Known to the locals as "Taco Bueno". He operates out of Gabis Cafe, and is constantly moving to avoid the DEA and Immigration.
The Mendozian Cartel

"I just bought a shit ton of cocaine from Daniel Mendoza!"

by bobsatonme November 04, 2013

TDG

The only known identity of one of the key players in the Mendozian Cartel. Operating under Daniel Mendoza in Red Hook, TDG is famous for his girth and laziness. Also known as T-Swag, everyone who meets him are known as T-Switnesses.

"I just got some male prostitutes from TDG ! I am now a T-Switness!"

by bobsatonme December 20, 2013