meltmachine

A melt who often spouts stupid and/or dumb shit.

Kanye West is such a meltmachine, have you heard the shit he comes out with?

by Mickey_G_ May 16, 2018

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

fingers-cut, megamachine!

one of the best bands ever. osker's new band.

omg fingers-cut, megamachine! makes me juice.

by Idle January 27, 2004

fingers-cut, megamachine!

Fingers Cut, megamachines (FCMM) is the project of Devon Williams, front man to Osker. Devon resorts back to a softer side of himself that could be felt in Idle Will Kill with tracks like patience. FCMM is a beautiful mix of folk rock and shows the best side of Devon Williams, with mellow acoustic guitar, bass and sleepish drums, Devon has really hinted on something great.

”Dude, Devon’s new band is totally awesome! I love Fingers Cut, Megamachines, I’m going to marry Devon!!”

by Mykael February 22, 2005